Civil War: Carnleyrica


General Kacie Carnley of North Carnleyrica, declared a Civil War today. Captain Sidney Pearl of Sidneyland and Colonel Lachlan Stone of Lachlanville, both in South Carnleyrica, are not letting up. They joined forces today and set off an explosion of, what appears to be, an entire can of Altoids. The explosion occurred at exactly 1630 hours in the central region of Sidneyland. Officials are trying to determine why the explosion occurred on their own land and are investigating the possibility of a power struggle among these southern troops. No casualties have been reported, however two young ladies, ironically both named Barbie, appear to have some minor skin discolorations from the excessive white powder that covered this southern region.

There have been reports of a militia being formed for the South today, as well. The militia is being led by the very young and ardent patriot, Paisley Jewel or "Lieutenant P.J." She has not posed a huge problem for the North yet, due to her lack of knowledge and experience in war, but the strength of her forces are increasing daily, and she could end up gaining more ground over the North in a very short period of time.

Stay tuned for the latest news on the the Civil War of the Ununited States of Carnleyrica. Current activity will be reported often.

(Who said a Mom doesn't have the experience to run a country?)

Comments

Anonymous said…
The flags are great!!! Mom
September 10, 2008 at 11:46 PM
Rachel said…
This is hilarious. :O
September 14, 2008 at 9:14 PM
Holcombe Family said…
Kacie, you're never going to believe who this is. I just started a blog and have been googling old friends to see who has a blog and I found yours! I loved this post! Very cute. Your kids are beautiful...I can't believe you already have 3! You must be so busy. I miss you lots & hope to keep in touch. Take care, Ashley Faulk Holcombe
October 15, 2008 at 7:50 PM
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