South Carnleyrica Is Gaining Ground

The Civil War in Carnleyrica has not let up over the past several weeks. Due to constant explosions in the northern and southern regions, the media has not been able to report on the current activity until now. The troops in the south have gained much ground over the North, but seem to have finllay retreated temporarily to their bunkers. This has given General Kacie Carnley the opportunity to speak with reporters on the current situations. According to the General, the explosions over the course of the past several weeks have been set off by the infamous Colonel Lachlan Stone. Troops from both sides ironically discribe him as a "Lose Cannon" as he has set off the explosions in both regions. His chaotic war tactics are posing a problem for both the North and South due to the lack of time between these catestrophic explosions. The General said, "His unconventional explosives have ranged from giant tubs of sugar to a large can of Lt. P.J.'s rations. Captain Sidney Pearl has not taken any steps in reigning in her "lose cannon" of a troop despite the destruction he has caused in their own territory. Her incompotence is really making officials from both sides wonder how she's managed to lead in this war. If it were not for the up and coming Lt. PJ, they might not be so far ahead. Her forces have gained strength daily and she herself has caused some disturbance in the North by spilling a full glass of water that covered the Northern region. She's constantly looking for new ways to create more chaos in the North to keep the South ahead in this war. General Kacie Carnleyrica says, "We will not surreneder!! No matter how much destruction has taken place, we will never surrender to the South and allow them to take over our land. It is my hope that we can one day put aside our differences and embrace our similarities. There should be no North Carnleyrica or South Carnleryrica. We are Carnleyricans and we should come together and try to live like civilized members of this great country."